I promised it a long time ago (two weeks ago, I think… geez.) and here it is. The follow-up to the highly succesful article “Top 5 Break-up Cures”. For those who didn’t quite understand the title… this is a list of No-No Here’s the list:

Top 5 Stupid Break-Up Cures:

5- Get Drunk.

Wow, that would be stupid. I’m sure you can guess the typical scene; the drunk guy/girl sobbing in the corner of a dark bar… and finds a loving ear and a dry shoulder to help…

Reality: A girl/guy screaming and spewing snot all over the bar… trying to get attention and love from anything around. You can add any of those to the end (you can even mix!):
A) Police
B) Good Beat-down from local bar-goer
C) One hell of a shitty night/ Puke/ Hang Over.

In any cases, do you REALLY think drinking will help your problem? No. It’ll only make things shittier.

4- Get High.

WOW, now you’re just trying to hurt yourself aren’t you? Yeah, drugs are good for numbing… and also distorting reality. Of course, you’ll just daze away the pain…

Reality: OR You’ll bad-trip like you never did. No matter the drug… you’ll feel those darn side-effects. Just try to imagine… someone badtripping and having hallucination… WHILE being depressed. Sounds fun, no?

3- Sleep with a rebound.

Ha! that’ll show him/her, right!? … Nope! It’ll only make you feel like horrible sh… Fulfilling the emptyness, by going completely irrationnal and articial will only make matters worse. Though the effect might not be as evident as the alcohol and drugs… they’ll follow you around for a good while (especially if you didn’t wear that little rubber friend of yours…).

Beside… I think her sister/brother is out of bound for at least a month. Awh fine! Two weeks.

2- Listen to an Emo band, or much worse, START an emo/soft rock or any sort of whinny crappy music

I think the name says it all. Starting a band named something like “My bleeding heart is the love for the fashion dead birds from tears” (MBHISTLFTFDBFT … for the cool kids…) will most likely get more hatemail then fanmail. And for the love god… go drink instead.

1 - Call your ex/ See her/him again.

We all did it. If you haven’t done it … you probably will. BUT DON’T. It is the most stupid idea you can do. It’s like mixing a drink with drugs while having sex with your emo band mate. It will probably happen if you do 5, 3 and 2. Just so you know.

Well that’s it for this “quick” article (still took me an hour to write…)

Yeah, she’s gone nuts … but we love it:

Check out the whole story on Britney Spears bald head

I know that I promised a lot of things (in the 30 Days & 30 Nights)…

I already failed… uh… well pretty much the whole damn thing… But I don’t think it’s a surprise. I came with that idea because I was bored with my life since my break-up. BUT the thing is that, I was trying to fill an emptyness that I couldn’t even understand. And right now, I have a feeling, it’s mostly due to a accumulation of little (yet very painful) details in my life AND a bad case of winter blues.

BUT I did try to stay on the ball for some of these goals. Fortunately for you all (3 or 4, I guess?), they’re the web-oriented ones. I know I haven’t written any new articles in a week… but I was too busy updating this website and bringing up to basic standards with some so-so graphics.

As you may noticed, I added some publicity. I don’t have a single idea if it was worth the time put in… but heck, if it pays my monthly bandwith, it’ll be cool. I’ll probably add a “Donation” page soon too. On that subject, if someone knows how Google AdSense works… well I could probably use some optimisation…

I’ve been adding graphics and details here and there (I still have to find how to fix those darn gradiant bars…) BUT I did do something pretty neat. I always loved to tweak something very “common” in something cooler… Probably my little street artist sleeping in me.

Check it out :

A good ol’ 404 page

<– Take time to read it

Yes, my first post for an art video. Thanks to Mathieu that sent me this link. It’s quite impressive:

Best part: The monkey/tiger mix…

I found the dude’s website… too bad it’s FUGLY as hell… if I had more time i’d offer him my services (not that i’m AWESOME … but damned… it would be easy to do much better than that). Anyways, here’s the link for the curious people: Ferenc Cako

Right… That’s what an expert photographer (and it shows) had to say when asked to represent in a picture Beer.