Oh yeah, this morning I learned a valuable lesson: Take your time.
At 4 am this morning I woke up. I went to the bathroom and after clapping my tongue once or twice, I decided to drink up some water. And I went back to bed. Pretty uneventful, uh? Almost…
I slept until the clock went MEEEEINNNNN MEEEEINNNNN MEEEEINNNNN. God, I hate alarms. Put some clothes on, even strums a little guitar. Then I went to the bathroom… “Oh fuck, I gotta get moving!” as I notice the time. And I hurry up pulling up my pants and here came the revelation of a short life time:
Penis Versus Jean Zipper
Winner: Zipper wins.
Ladies, don’t start to cry just yet… it’s safe. A bit red and sensitive… but aren’t we all?
God, that’ll show me to be in a hurry. I hate running.
MAL out… ouch.
2 Responses to “Life lesson #1: Ouchie!”
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May 23rd, 2007 at 8:43 pm
*HUGS* poor kiddo, must have hurt as hell!
Ask a girl to ‘beccé-bobo’
May 24th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Haha… This one really deserved a post.
Toutes mes sympaties à la famille du défunt…