*Warning:**

This contains a LOT of mature language & is really heavily opinion-based…

I’m one of them… Definately. I’m on my way to recovery, and I now I know why I can’t even stand seeing someone like that (I mean, I’m a whinning guy… but at least I TRY to do something about it). Yesterday, a acquaintance of mine came to me with some weird rambling about how she was a loser. Long story short, she fucked the wrong guy… same thing with her bestfriend. Bleh, oldest story in the book.

But it got me thinking of that self-abusive and attention-seeking behavior. I’ve very rarely done that… but I know OF them. I mean whinning and bitching is human… but JUST doing that and seeing that as a form of « action » is stupid. I can’t actually quite put my finger on what makes me want to puke so bad about it… but it just reminds me of weak and stupid people that I know (mind you, i’m not saying that everyone that whines is weak or stupid… but most of them.).

Exhibit A:

Girl fucks the wrong guy…or vice versa, blah blah blah.

The bad: « I’m turning into a lesbian » « Men are so… »

My opinion: SHUT THE FUCK UP! You are NOT going to switch to pussy just because you got fucked by some moronic jackass (Yeah, don’t be a redneck and think « Gay is a choice », you twat.).

Oh while we’re on the subject: No, he’s probably NOT a player. I hate how all stupid cunts use that words nowadays. « Oh, he screwed my bestfriend 2 months later. He’s such a fucking player… ». No, he is most likely NOT. A player, is a guy who has an overwhelming charisma and confidence (and probably a nice mercedes to go with it). He’s able to pick up a girl in a local bar and bang her on the same night. If the guy actually knows your mother’s name, took you out to a few nice restaurant… you were just dating you dumb twat! That’s not a player! At worst, he just gets around a little bit too much. Luck is, he’ll probably have is jaw replaced someday by some jealous boyfriend or something… so stop drinking and just do something with yourself.

Exhibit B:

« I have no friends… » « I’m so lonely… ».

This’ll be my slightly self-bashing moment because lately I noticed how much I really have any good close friend (hey, I am writting this on a SATURDAY NIGHT. I mean come on! I’m fucking 22 yrs old. I should be partying my ass off.) BUT, I know that this shit is my fault. I’m a safe guy. I hate to play it risky. I think about the consequences and it prevents me from doing a ton of stupid shit. It makes me whimpy! I don’t like drinking and I don’t have a big ego (nor a mercedee for that matter) so what the fuck could I have? Yeah, sure I have a little charisma, but that only gets you so far. I think that people who are stuck at the level, are a bit retarded. I mean it’s an unfortunate status sure… but whinning to everybody about it sure as hell doesn’t help you. I don’t really have a solution for this one (if I did … I probably wouldn’t even be writting this in the first place anyways) but my best guess would be: Kick your own ass. People don’t really give a shit about you and neither should you. If your friends don’t take time to return your call (because if you never try to do anything … then you’re just fucking dumb) then fuck them. Find some people that actually do care about you and want to take you out. And if nobody wants to take you out … uh … check a mirror or something.

Don’t forget: Love and friendship are only temporary mutual necessity.

Oh yeah, remember to ignore those “so call” friends later on when they need your help. It might seem childish … but… uh … Who cares anyways?

Exhibit C:

«He doesn’t care for me…» « We’re always fighting/screaming with each other »Alright, I’ve dealt enough with crying little twats to know this one.

Two steps:

1- Talk it out.
2- LEAVE EACH OTHER AND DON’T LOOK BACK!

Yeah. Simple as that. Love sucks and it hurts. But you’ll be back on your feet… someday. If the possiblity of going back together arise again … Take a breather… think again … AND LEAVE! If it fucked once… you’re just both looking for some comfort. (unless the break-up was due to something circomstancial)

Exhibit D:

«I miss him/her»

We all do. Tough shit. Life’s tough. Get used to it. Beside you’ll have forgot everything about him/her as soon as you bang that new intern at your job.

The end…

for now.

This article took a weird twist. I didn’t really intend on it to start like that but … Hahaha… It’s pretty funny. Oh! And if someone tells you « I’m tired of hearing you whine »… fucking ignore the fucker. That’s not a friend speaking, that’s a mindless idiotic aquaintance that you should forget about immediately. That kind of people will fuck you over in a blink if it means they can get “better friends”. So I guess it would be a good mutual thing that you ignore that person in the future. A friend will always try to help you… I mean, I guess. I don’t have much of those… so I wouldn’t really know … Gosh … I’m so lonely …

HAHAHAHAHahaha. Psych! Losers.