Yes, after a long hiatus, I am back.

From now on, i’ll try to write weekly reviews of my fun life adventures. Next week: The Canadian Swing Championship.
Yes, I just can’t wait. I’ve got the jeebies a bit but hey, who doesn’t? Especially right before becoming the world best jiver EVER.

I will also give you updates on my love life (or lack off), my new love of the moment (I should written a bit on Entourage. Damnit. Maybe on season five!) and other various painful thing i’ll experience in the future (i.e.: Balls Vs Zipper part 2 and Dude, why are you putting and icepick in my mouth?)

I’ve come to some realisation about myself lately. I won’t annoy you with all the details and such… but I can assure you that it’s for the best.

I am considering deeply a “re-vamp” of my whole website and my blog being just a small part of it. Since basicly, I don’t take a whole lot of time writting it.

I also want to write in french. I want to pratice writting and especially spelling (I’ll probably always end up using a spell-checker … but still).

So this place may shut down temporarly to come with a more … business-oriented website (about my layouts, creations and such as it was meant in the first place).

This doesn’t mean I won’t write anymore. Since I just might move/sell my car … i’ll have plenty of time to scratch my brain about random weird topics. I’ll also keep the old articles as archive on my new place.

Last note: I’m closing the comments due to a huge ammount of spam … and i’ve had it. So if you really wanna comment (HA!) sign up!

Cheers friends.

Yeah as most blogs… mine is slowing down fast… I don’t have anything really good to post nor do I have much time to post…

I have a couple of good projects comming along so i’ll keep you posted on that. As for articles… I don’t have a lot of “empty” time lately… so they’ll have to wait a little. But I’ve got plenty of anger to write down lol.

God I wanna see the full scene 8-)…

Mal out! Cheers.

Allright, first the website-related “ouh!”. I got a little email alert that one of my articles was picked-up by a blog carrousel about relationships: Give Me Closure. My article was describle as:

“[..]a Top 5 List of break-up cures in an AskMen.com type of format. The style is light-hearted to give a humorous angle to a heavy subject. […] Those warnings are useful for some of us who do take things literally. Thanks, Mal.”

Hahaha I thought that was pretty funny (especially the AskMen.com type! Hahaha) but I’m not sure I get the “who do take things litterally”… Uhm. Anyways.

Next “Ouh!”. Lately, I’ve been listenning a lot to Lily Allen (Especially her song “Smile”). Hum, First Lady SOV, now Lily. I think I got something for british chicks! Anyways, I was listenning to her cd on the way back from work … and what do I hear??

It’s the Specials!! Yeah! It’s hilarious. Lady sovereign did a cover of “Pretty Vacant” from the Sex Pistols … and now Lily Allen goes Ska! No wonder that she likes it with those reggae-ish beats in the backgrounds.

And last but not least. “Ouh! Mini-Article!”. Yes. For some reasons, I wanted to do another “Top X” list. This time:

Top 10 things: That I love in a woman

I’m not talking about looks here. I’m talking about everything else:

Note: These aren’t in any particular order

#10: Perfume/Smell. For some reason, that’s the one that pops right out in my mind as soon as I ask myself the question. I once dated a girl with bad breath… and God, it was nasty (thank god she lost that habit). But i’m a big fan of perfumes (not the overwhelming “punch in the face”). There’s nothing better, then an attractive women, with an attractive smell.

#9: Humor. For me, that’s a REALLY important feature. A chick that can’t laugh… is not worth talking to. There’s nothing more beautiful, then a beautiful women smilling.

#8: Style/Fashion. No, i’m not talking Gucci here. I’m talking about an Identity. I find nothing more boring, then a gorgeous woman… wearing boring common clothes. Come on ladies, you’ve got a perfect silouette, USE IT. Nothing sexier then a cute girl with some clothes that says “That’s me!”. Do you put the nicest roses… in crappy torn newspaper?

#7: Intelligence. That’s pretty obvious. I went out once with an airhead… and yeah, that’s really not fun. Sure, for a one night stand, I guess it could do (mutual physical attraction, I guess). But in the long run? Go for the ladies that can whip your ass at scrabble (or at least give you a good challenge). A book with an incredible front page… is nothing but just a front page. You’ll be done with it within minutes.

#6: Sexual Attitude.. That’s clearly a personnal preference… but I think that also contains major “no-no’s”. If a chick says to a guy “Shut up, I know what I’m doing” and the guy is in pain… she clearly DOESN’T know what she’s doing (by the way, that goes both ways. Communication people! Try it.). My favorite attitude for a lady … is submissive, but challenging. Nobody wants a free cookie… we all want a free cookie that had to deal for or … maybe steal when someone wasn’t looking It all taste sweeter.

#5: Knows when to talk. As stupid as this sounds, some people just don’t know when to shut up. At the other end, some people just never talk. So I think it’s just simply a question of compability and balance.So in short: Don’t talk to say nothing nor keep silent what you want to scream.

#4: Open minded. Back to the airhead. There’s nothing worse that a supperficial women that goes “Eww, that’s like … you know … so not hot.”. Get out of here Nicole Ritchie. She’s so not cool anyways (hahaha.)

#3: Optimistic. I’ve been down too, and i’ve delt with my fair share of dark ladies… but this is just bad. Usually, their self-hating will just go on the other person making them feel horrible. So, back to the smile, nothing is better then an happy and cheerful woman.

#2: Creative & resourceful. That goes a little bit the intelligent point… but in my opinion, it deserves it’s own category. I love when I ask something to a girl and she can’t do it … that she figures out a way on her own to do it instead of just going “uh, I don’t know, tee hee”. I mean, it happens that we really don’t have a clue… but TRY.

#1: Punctuality. People that are always late can translate only to one thing: I don’t give a flying f*ck about you. But that stand for guys and girl. Nothing worse then someone who shows up late, with a shaky reason (or even worse, no reason at all :o).

Some other things I personnally look for in a women: Shoes (yeah, not only chicks do that. Shoes tell a lot about a person), attitude (yeah, you’re so fashioncore that nobody gives a…), social (nobody like the TOO quiet type) and not too huge a slut (sex is important and really good… but someone that constantly offer it up too easy or “tease” people with it… that’s just annoying.).

So that’s it for today! Whew… that was a loooong post. I think i’ll make an article of that Top 10 … uhm, maybe. What do you think? Did I miss something?

Sorry about the lack of update.

I promise i’ll make it up by writing one or two articles. It’s just been a bit hectic at work. Plus I was kind of busy with a girl with nice breast (pouhahahaha. Told you I was going to write it!)
So uhm… here’s something: