Wow, yesterday was quite a day.

Every two fridays or so, my boss organize an activity. This week, it was Go-karting. We needed to be there at 16h30 and we left my job at 16h. Of course, I had to drive like a maniac to get there. It’s funny how having “new people” in your car makes you drive differently. Anyways… let’s skip forward to the race:

Go-karting is really fun, but the track is very small (barely taking a half a minute to do a a full lap). Lots of curves, lots of skid/slide and of course, lots of crashes. The qualification run was actually pretty fun… but immediately… I noticed something… NOBODY IS RESPECTING THE RULES!!!! God that pissed me off! Everytime we were suppose to slow down, nobody did! Overpassing everybody!! Rah, I know it was just for fun, but I would’ve had much more fun if people respected the god damned simple rules.

As if this wasn’t enough to spoil a little bit of my fun, my first kart had a flat, thus preventing me to turn at all… and the second one was like, 7/8 of the speed of the rest! There was a pseudo-straight line… and everybody could butt-fuck me right there because their kart was faster. Anyways!! Enough complaining, I finished the race 6th or 7th or something like that, with a sore wrist (from a hit) and a really fucked up knee (god damned those things are small!!)

Sweaty and tired, I was off with Martine for our swing-night at the cat’s corner… Read next post

Oh yeah! I’m finally off medication! SWWW-UHeeet.

I’ve had quite a weird week-end. It went as followed:

- Made plans.
- Got choked.
- Tried to fix some plans.
- Nothing worked.
- Went out with reliable people

… and I had a blast! God, I love swing and dancing my ass off! It made me feel much better. I’m probably going to write a new article… as soon as I find the strenght to at least finish my course… *sigh*
MAL out.

They’re everywhere!!! I don’t know if it’s related to the fact that I work with a bunch of metrosexual trend-following preppies… but god! Seriously, flip-flops are fine for chicks but not for dudes! The only exception I can see, is at the beach. It makes sense with the sand and all, but at work with jeans?Come on! It reminds me of that god awful trend of stileto fur winter boots. I’m all about looking clothes and being comfortable, but those things are either really nasty or just completely retarded.

The worse things is that, women naturally takes care of their nails and such. Men don’t. So as if it wasn’t
enough that the look was clashing so horribly, the nails are all nasty and weird. Yum! Is it just me, or through all the ages, man have been trying to be less manly? I don’t mean the “look i’ve got BIG muscle” thing… I mean the “Oh those are your pants? what do you know they fit me… oh hey can you pass me the eyeliner julie? Thanks honey, you’re a doll”-kind of attitude. From the Twisted sister to today’s emo-fag-fashionXcoreX-etc… men are less and less manly. Taking care of your look is important… but not when you give up your balls for it.

MAL out.

Oh yeah, this morning I learned a valuable lesson: Take your time.

At 4 am this morning I woke up. I went to the bathroom and after clapping my tongue once or twice, I decided to drink up some water. And I went back to bed. Pretty uneventful, uh? Almost…

I slept until the clock went MEEEEINNNNN MEEEEINNNNN MEEEEINNNNN. God, I hate alarms. Put some clothes on, even strums a little guitar. Then I went to the bathroom… “Oh fuck, I gotta get moving!” as I notice the time. And I hurry up pulling up my pants and here came the revelation of a short life time:

Penis Versus Jean Zipper

Winner: Zipper wins.

Ladies, don’t start to cry just yet… it’s safe. A bit red and sensitive… but aren’t we all?
God, that’ll show me to be in a hurry. I hate running.
MAL out… ouch.

*UPDATE 17/05/2007*

I went to see the doc. After a few questions & poke and probes, the doctor told me I had something like a bacterial pharyngitis and gave me some pills. The thing that bothers me in that is that A) I don’t have much of any symptoms of a pharyngitis (which is mostly: Sore throath… and my throath is fine!). And the fact that he did all that in 5 minutes. It felt a bit: “I have to see the other 25 patients in the next 5 minutes, so take these pills they should be fine.”

Oh, and for the pain? … he gave me Ibuprofen… They’re freakin’ Advils (only a bit stronger). But then again, it’s much less painful today. No more fever, stomach is a bit weak but getting much better. Only thing that’s killing me is my neck!

Like the little tweaks to the layout? Yeah, it’s not quite there yet… it’s really not all that “me”. But at least it’s clean and easy to read!

*16/05/2007*

Oh yeah.

Yesterday, I had this… bump in my throath. I was like “Awh, damn it! Another flu!”. Oh hell, if I knew what my body had in story for me.

I was sleeping at Sarah’s place (it’s craaaaaaaazy huge. And empty :P) and I got really tired at 11. When we layed our head down to sleep, I started to notice my head was spinning and all. “Uh oh.” So after attemps of having fun & joking around, we both went to sleep. I think it was the longest night of my entire life (well that I can remember). I woke up EVERY hours. I was shivering for a minutes, then I was boiling up. I tried getting up on time to go to work but I felt like someone kicked me in the head. So I called in sick and went back to bed. I also did a little dance with the toilet of “Oh, I’m going to be sick… oh … no false alarm…”. It was pretty akward once I actually suceeding at getting and trying to live (there’s nothing worse then being sick somewhere you don’t really know, with people you don’t really know).

So, I went backhome (and caught some random traffic, just to add a little spice to my gagging), took some aspirin and watched a movie & went to sleep. That felt good. Movies are great cure for a lot of things (as I previously mentionned in my other post. And in my dizzy-stunned mood, I decided to “update” my blog (with a fresh new/unmodified template) and to write some stuff-up.

so here we go a list of Top 5 ways to pass time when you’re sick (this is written on top of my head and not something I had planned…):

#1 - Take a bowl of fresh-air.

Okay, let’s face it; you couldn’t care less about going outside and all! Well, as dumb as it sounds, it might be the best bowl you’ve ever taken. Somehow, that sweat & vomit smell that rest in your room is not the best way to clean up that head of yours.
Think about: You just might as well go to the pharmacy while you’re out of your sweaty sheets.
Big don’t: Public transportation, do I need to give you anymore details?

#2 - “You bloody pill-popper!”

That might just be me, but when I’m feeling like crap, I look for a cure. And guess what! Modern medecine has a pill for almost everything (Yeah! Even that burning sensation in your pants Steve.). This morning, I took a little trip to the pharmacy and thank god I did! I still feel like crap (trust me) but at least I don’t have a feeling i’m going to puke on anybody.
Think about: You can take the “organic” way and go with little teas and all. But that’s just for girl’s sickness
Big don’t: Take pills without reading the label. Yeah, as dumb as it sounds, I remember once in highschool where I confused “night time” with “day time” … long story short: I never found a math test to be such a comforting pillow.

#3 - Blog your pain!

This one sounds a little bit cheezy. But hey, nobody cares to see your sweaty/nasty coughing and whinny butt. So if you feel like talking or at least entertain your brain, do it with your finger (Because your breath is kicking right now. Try a mint man! Sheesh!)
Think about: You might have some real friends that wanna take care of you but right now, chances are you are one big walking disesase. So give some time to your body to chill
Big don’t: Write about “Oh how painful it is… existence is such a bitch”. Yeah, diseases are really never fun anyways! So i’d sggest that you hammer on some random past experience or articles! (Yeah, I know I kind of whined at first… but hey … i’m in TERRIBLE pain. Hahahaha!)

#4 - “You’re still sleeping?”

I hate sleeping normally. I feel it’s a waste of time. BUT if you’re sick, you’ll need it. If you follow my other tip (like pills & movies) you should be Rzzzz-ing in no time. If this doesn’t work, try calling that boring friend of yours that talks for hours on end.
Think about: You don’t want someone busting your balls, therefor close the door and leave it shut . You need peace and silence dude. Well, that might not be true because I like to put a little soft music to sleep in the afternoon. Your choice!
Big don’t: Don’t let that nagging mother in… even though she loves you and take cares of you, that won’t stop her from nagging. After all, you’re only in pain! Pft, wuss. Oh and don’t invite friends over, as I said, they’ll just get infected from you and prevent you from having your beauty sleep.

#5 - My favorite friends: Movies.

Again, as I mentionned in my “Top 5 cures to a break-up”, movies are your bestfriend. Even with a throbbing headache, being in someone else’s shoes for a couple of hours will make you feel much better.
Think about: You might want to lay down while watching the movie, so that when it’s over, you can just mute it and go to sleep (since you’ve been lying for an hour or two, your sleep will come fast.)
Big don’t: Hillarious movies, gore movies and sad movies. Though must of us thrills on those, nothing sounds worse then tickling your funny bone while your head is splitting open from the pressure.

Well, i’m still sick, so i’ll take my advice; Take some pills, take a shower and go to sleep.

MAL’s out ! (Tell me what you think about the layout. Don’t worry, i’ll make it black soon enough ! Hehe!)