How to escape a fart:

I think i’ll never say thanks enough to Guillaume for my new love:

Six String Samurai

I just finished watching it about 15 minutes ago, and I already have bought the comic book made about it (or vice-versa… who cares). I’m a big fan of well-produced hard labored B-movies, and i’ll tell you, this is the new king.

I was kind of tired of have my good old Evil Dead in the top chart, well it just got bumped by Six String Samurai. To put it in a couple of words; It really, rock. Rockabilly style.. Everything is almost perfect. Excellent acting, AMAZING music choice (The Red Elvises, i’m downloading their Cd’s right now), Samurai, 50’s Buddy-holly lookalike and post-nuclear vibe? Can’t get better then this.

The main character is fucking great. From the suit to the guitar and the shoes (“Hey, nice shoes.”), everything is right on the spot for a rockabilly king. The acting is almost perfect (the attitude is just right on) and the fighting is really good (you’d actually believe the guy knew how to fight). Well, the guitar playing seemed a tad fake but hey ! he looks damned good! And the bad guy is just perfecly cheezy.

The low points are most definately the gruntings of the kid (thought not SUPER annoying… it’s still a tad bad.), the voice over (lips don’t always match and the voice seems low-key a bit…) and that the story seems a tad thin and that some characters are not used to their full potential (the nuclear family that looks cannibal-ish/zombie would’ve added much more to the movie with their presence).

I’ll try to cut this short (since my movie partner’s already drooling on my bed), I loved every second of it. I’m highly dissapointed that the director/write didn’t seem to do much else (the main actor only did kung-fu movies before that ! Hahaha).

MAL’s score?

Acting: 9/10
Music: 9/10
Film-style (camera angles and such): 8/10
Originality: 12/10
Re-watch value: 7/10
One-liners: 8/10 (still not quite Evil dead’s oneliner… but close)

Overall:

9/10

Sweet-ass rockabilly shoes.

Darned! I’ve been getting those fake comments on my blog for the past 2-3 weeks, it’s rather annoying. Like a kid on christmas that opens a playstation 2 box only to find an N64 inside…

On an another note, I’m trying to perfect brian setzer’s hairstyle on me. Quite a difficult task…. Especially if you look at “where he went wrong…”

And where he’s got it all (I mean look at that f-ing guitar !!! And look at the rod in the back ! Gawd damned some have it all)

I don’t know when i’ll be back for more blah blah … I’m actually thinking about moving, writting songs and becoming a rock-star… hahaha yeah i’ll keep you posted on that.

“You’ll be like fuck you! and kick her in the face!”

funny shit:

I’ve got some stuff going on lately. I’m taking a second break from posting articles and such for some reasons:

- The heat. I love the winter… but good god! I’m boiling in my room 8-)…
- Need to update my portfolio… I’m really backed-up on this. I’ve been meaning to update this for a while.

I’ll post some pictures of my portfolio maybe so you can tell me what you think and such